Stat's It!

0 – Ideal length of summer break (in days) between domestic seasons under recent plans tabled by Sky Sports

4 – England caps a player needs to gain to activate Rafa Benitez's "auto-bid" computer programme, instantly sending an automated fax to his club enquiring of his availability and offering Steve Finnan as a makeweight

6 – How former Leeds United and South Africa legend Mark Fish refers to the act of lovemaking

67 – Percentage of British public who believe Heath Ledger should be nominated for a PFA Player of the Year after his excellent performance as The Joker and untimely death

1234 – The easy-to-remember number Steed Malbranque regrets changing his PIN to the week before his Maestro card was cloned

70,000,000 (approx) – Number of people in the UK who feel John Motson should have stuck it out for one more international tournament